Once upon a time there was a mule named Diddy. He was brown and his ears were small. He liked to chew and chew and chew. Then he liked to spit of what he chewed. Euw!
One day, Diddy the Mule found a newspaper. Oh! How he loved newspapers. It tasted like a tragedy - riggidy rabitty tragedy. Like the life of Romeo and his Juliet. oh my, how he loved the story.
Diddy ate the newspaper and chew and chew and chew. One by one untill them all gone. And when them all in his mouth, he spat them at once. Spatttsssss!!!! It flew through the air.
He spat it so far that it went out of the planet. Got to the atmosphere but then brought back to earth. Fell to the horizon, hit the head of an eagle, and landed there.
Didn't you hear it? Someone had yelled something. O'o.. something Serious is coming. He then looked up, looked down, and looked at the suroundings. He laid his eyes on his so called neighbour, the guy who liked to shake a pear. Had he never liked tis gentleman for his only bring more sorrows.
He went to the guy and choked him at once. Oh noooo!!! Tis is SERIOUS!!! and I mean real serious! The man then fell down to the floor and landed on his pear.
Poor man... Hath Diddy not spat his newspaper out of the planet, through the horizon, hit the eagle and landed on the man. He might not be the victim of a rage. So you see, don't ever chew things and spit them out imediately because you'd never know when it would land.
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